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Saturday, October 8, 2011

People I'd Like to Bitchslap: Part 1

Pageant Moms- WTF is wrong with you?

Do you realize what your precious daughters are being judged by?  By their "beauty", which is stupid; toddlers and young girls aren't supposed to be "beautiful", they're supposed to be cute or adorable.

To make them beautiful, the kids are waxed, buffed, tweezed, botoxed, and made to look as fake as possible.  It's all about how much makeup they're wearing, how big their hair is, the "sparklyness" of the adult-style clothes they wear, how white their teeth are, and so on...

Some of you moms even have your little kids wear padded bras to make their "boobs" look bigger.  It's ridiculous.  You pageant moms are almost condoning attraction to children by dressing your innocent little darlings up to look like hookers.  I'd like to bitchslap every single one of you and show you photographs of little girls who have been raped or murdered by child molesters.

Kids are not meant to look sexy.  By turning them into raving lunatics who think they have to dress up like sexpots to be liked or well-judged, you are turning your little angelic daughters into narcissistic, shallow little shits who will never understand the meaning of the word "real".

To hell with you all for damaging your kids this way.