People. Seriously. When I honk at you 8 times to get your car out of the middle of the grocery store parking lot aisle, because you're just sitting there texting... GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY! Don't ignore the honks from me and everyone else and keep texting as other people eek past and give you the stink eye.
Don't roll your eyes at me as I stop right next to you and yell, "Move, idiot!" through your open window, after I've had to carefully maneuver around your car, narrowly missing the rear of another car who is trying to get past you.
You're inconsiderate, selfish, rude, obnoxious, and all those other adjectives that describe douchebags like you. Put your damn phone down and drive.
