Ban the World [Explicit]

WARNING: This post contains offensive language and offensive ideas.  If you're a normal freaking human being, then read on.  If you are otherwise, run away from this horrible page and go play solitaire. 



I think everyone has gone a little "ban happy".  Talk of banning things has really gotten out of control.  And instead of banning IMPORTANT things by imposing harsher laws, (for murderers, rapists and scumsucking pedophiles for example), people talk about banning insignificant things like gay marriage, public breastfeeding and the like.

Let's just ban everything that offends someone, shall we?  Aside from banning racial slurs and gay slurs and douchebags from sagging their pants to show off their "not so tidey-whities", let's ban classic literature because it has a few offensive words in it.  Let's ban child spankings.  Let's ban EVER mentioning the word God in public in any form.  Let's also ban Heaven, Hell, Allah, Jesus, Muhammed, Christian, Mormon, Catholic, Jew, Muslim, Atheist, etc...  You are no longer allowed to use those words.  Ever.

Let's ban male ear piercing and males with long hair and males with fingernail polish or eyeliner.  Let's ban tattoos and any form of body piercing except the ears.  Let's ban boys from playing with barbies and girls from playing with trucks.   Let's ban porn.

Let's ban EVERY TV show (because every single show has something in it that could possibly offend at least 1 person).  Let's ban every book with smut in it or any book that mentions witchcraft or anything out of the fantasy realm.  Screw it, just ban EVERY book!

Let's ban everyone from using homeopathic medicine.  Let's ban everyone from using alopathic medicine. Screw it, let's just ban EVERY form of medicine!  Let's ban everyone from using words aside from vagina and penis to refer to genitalia.  That's it, if you say "cock", you go to jail.  Personally, I think "vagina" sounds like a slimy thing riddled with disease, so I don't have one. 

Let's ban hardcore veganism and let's also ban those Godawful, abusive eaters of meat.  From now on, everyone will eat scientifically prepared, nutritious but flavorless cardboard.

Let's ban every possible thing that could offend someone.

And just for shits and giggles, YOU'RE banned from being in my presence now, because I'm sure there's SOMETHING about you that I don't like.  If you've got a problem with that, then tough shit, because apparently, this is America the Banned instead of America the Free.  And the Home of the Brave? Screw you, brave people are banned too.