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Monday, March 28, 2011

Breastfeeding Rocks!

So... you think nursing mothers should breastfeed in the bathroom? Gross! Do you want to eat your dinner in the bathroom?  Why do you have such a problem with mothers breastfeeding their babies in public? Why do you say that "something like that" should be done in private?  Is it because you're another perverted human who can't look at a breast without thinking about sex? 

Women also commit sexual acts with their mouths, so should our mouths be covered as well? If you want to head in that direction, move to the Middle East and become a Muslim, where women are required to keep their faces covered.  Breasts were given to us to feed our children, and as a happy side benefit, to please our men.  But their main purpose is to give sustenance to infants.

Who are you to say that women can't nurse their babies in public? There's nothing wrong with it!  The women are not baring their breasts in a lacivious manner in order to entice men; they are nursing hungry babies.  Why should they have to do so in a bathroom? Bathrooms are dirty, germ-ridden environments!

You sit at a table to eat, why can't the baby eat at the table also?  I've seen the way some people dive into a plate of food, without any manners at all, chewing loudly, smacking, talking with their mouths full, spraying food spittle while they're still chewing, taking bites that are too large, etc... Oh and let's not forget that godawful sound of a fork or knife being skritched across the plate.  It actually, physically hurts my ears.  Why should that sort of behavior be tolerated in public? People like that should be kicked out of restaurants, right?

I tell you what, if you think women should breastfeed in a bathroom, that's fine.  I think close-minded perverts should eat out of my sight.  So the next time you order a steak and baked potato, take it to the filthy bathroom to eat it, okay?

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